I went to the Moonlight Cinema in Sydney tonight. It is one of the best places in the world to see a movie. In fact, it is so nice there it doesn’t really matter what is showing, you just want to be there. Hence I managed to sit through The Tourist.
I love Angelina Jolie and I LOVE Johnny Depp and I totes get why they made this movie (location + money = kid’s college education + early retirement) but it does not excuse the state of Angelina’s hair.
I found her hair so hideous I couldn’t concentrate on the “plot”. I thought I was the only one to notice but the lovely Kat & Deena (so nice to meet you both!) were also outraged by her awful hairstyles. Kat found Angelina’s hair so awful it made her lose empathy with her character.
Now I expect Ange to do what she wants with her hair on her own time, but when she is employed on a film they would hire a hairdresser to look after her and make her hair fit her character. Boy did they get it wrong. Lucky for them her eyes and face are so captivating it takes all the attention away from her hair.
But I noticed. And I fumed about it. They should hire me to do her hair and then so many people wouldn’t be on Jennifer Aniston’s side.
Angelina’s agents, the Follicle Oracle and I are available for hair consultations…